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David walks into the bar holding his head up high, goes over to the bartender and asks for a shot of whisky.
After drinking his shot, he looks around for the biggest, meanest looking guy in the bar. He spots his victim, and walks over to his table grinning: "I had sex with your mother last night!" David says while he stares this man in the face.
But the man offers no reaction. He looks over to the man's friends, who are also not entertained by this outburst.
So David walks back to the bar: "Hey BarKeep, give me a double shot of whisky!" He drinks his drink, turns around, and walks back up to the same man:
"Hey, last night, I fucked your mother so hard that she couldn't walk properly this morning!" David laughs...but still to his astonishment, the man again does not give in.
David walks back to the bar, and asks the bartender for a triple shot of whisky. He drinks it, turns around, and walks back to the man's table:
"Hey Buddy, last night as I was jamming your mother from the front, she demanded that I fuck her in the ass until it bled. Then she got on her knees and demanded that I slap her face with my penis until her face was red, then I"...the man finally interrupted
"Dad can't you just leave me alone with my friends!!!!"
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