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Three pieces of string walk into a bar.
First piece of string walks up to the bar and says "Three beers please!"
The bartender asks "You wouldn't happen to be a piece of string would you?"
The string replies "Yes."
The bartender points to the sign behind him and reads it aloud "Pieces of string will not be served in this bar", and promptly refuses the string service.
The second piece of string walks up to the bar and says "Three beers please!"
The bartender asks "You wouldn't happen to be a piece of string would you?"
The string replies "Yes."
The bartender points to the sign behind him and reads it aloud "Pieces of string will not be served in this bar", and promptly refuses the string service.
The third piece of string, tangles himself and then messes his hair up and then walks up to the bar.
The bartender asks "You wouldn't happen to be a piece of string would you?"
The piece of string replies "No, 'fraid not"
(Now in case it loses something in the writing No, 'fraid not = No frayed knot)
Hope you enjoyed.
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