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Guy walks into a bar, grabs a beer, and sees a pile of 20 dollar bills sitting on the counter. So he looks at the bartender, and asks :
"Hey what are all those 20 dollar bills there for?"
To which the bartender replies:
"Well, you pay 20 bucks to see if you can make my horse laugh, if you can, you get the money."
So the guy puts the 20 dollars down, and walks to the horse, and whispers something in its ear. The horse explodes into laughter, and the man grabs the money, stuffs it in his pocket and walks away.
About a month later the man comes back, sees another stack of 20 dollar bills on the counter, even bigger than the one from before. So the man looks at the bartender and says :
"Hey what are all those 20 dollar bills there for?"
And the bartender replies again :
"Well, you pay 20 bucks to see if you can make my horse cry, if you win, you get the money."
So the man throws down his 20 dollars and walks to the horse, and takes it into the back room. A few minutes later the horse walks out crying as hard as it can, the man grabs the money but the bartender remembers the man and slams his hand down on the money.
"Before I can let you go, I need to know what you did to make that horse laugh and cry." So the guy says :
"Well, last month, I told the horse I have a bigger dick than he does. And just now, I proved it to him."
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