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God brings Clinton, Yeltsin, and Bill Gates into his office and says "Men, I've decided to bring the world to an end this Thursday -- I want you to go back and tell your people."
Upon his return, Clinton holds a press conference and says "People of America, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that all these years we've been saying 'one nation under God' we've been right -- there is a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the world on Thursday."
Yeltsin makes an announcement to the Russian people and says "Brave comrades, I have bad news and bad news. The first bad news is that we've been wrong all these years -- there really is a God. The other bad news is that he is destroying the world on Thursday."
Bill Gates calls a board meeting of Microsoft. "I have good news and more good news!" he tells them. "The first good news is that God called a meeting of the three people he thinks are the most important in the world and I was one of them. The other good news that that OS/2 stops shipping Thursday.
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