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A keen analyst : Thoroughly confused.
Accepts new job assignments willingly : Never finishes a job.
Active socially : Drinks heavily.
Alert to company developments : An office gossip.
Approaches difficult problems with logic : Finds someone else to do the job.
Average : Not too bright.
Bridge builder : Likes to compromise.
Character above reproach : Still one step ahead of the law.
Charismatic : No interest in any opinion but his own.
Competent : Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.
Conscientious and careful : Scared.
Consults with co-workers often : Indecisive, confused, and clueless.
Consults with supervisor often : Very annoying.
Delegates responsibility effectively : Passes the buck well.
Demonstrates qualities of leadership : Has a loud voice.
Displays excellent intuitive judgement : Knows when to disappear.
Displays great dexterity and agility : Dodges and evades superiors well.
Enjoys job : Needs more to do.
Excels in sustaining concentration but avoids confrontations : Ignores everyone.
Excels in the effective application of skills : Makes a good cup of coffee.
Exceptionally well qualified : Has committed no major blunders to date.
Expresses self well : Can string two sentences together.
Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike : A coward.
Happy : Paid too much.
Hard worker : Usually does it the hard way.
Identifies major management problems : Complains a lot.
Indifferent to instruction : Knows more than superiors.
Internationally know : Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in Las Vegas.
Is well informed : Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept.
Inspires the cooperation of others : Gets everyone else to do the work.
Is unusually loyal : Wanted by no-one else.
Judgement is usually sound : Lucky.
Keen sense of humor : Knows lots of dirty jokes.
Keeps informed on business issues : Subscribes to Playboy and National Enquirer.
Listens well : Has no ideas of his own.
Maintains a high degree of participation : Comes to work on time.
Maintains professional attitude : A snob.
Meticulous in attention to detail : A nitpicker.
Mover and shaker : Favors steamroller tactics without regard for other opinions.
Not a desk person : Did not go to college.
Of great value to the organization : Turns in work on time.
Use all available resources : Takes office supplies home for personal use.
Quick thinking : Offers plausible excuses for errors.
Requires work-value attitudinal readjustment : Lazy and hard-headed.
Should go far : Please.
Slightly below average : Stupid.
Spends extra hours on the job : Miserable home life.
Stern disciplinarian : A real jerk.
Straightforward : Blunt and insensitive.
Strong adherence to principles : Stubborn.
Tactful in dealing with superiors : Knows when to keep mouth shut.
Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress : Buys drinks for superiors.
Takes pride in work : Conceited.
Unlimited potential : Will stick with us until retirement.
Uses resources well : Delegates everything.
Uses time effectively : Clock watcher.
Very creative : Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.
Visionary : Cannot handle paperwork or any project that lasts less than a week.
Well organized : Does too much busywork.
Will go far : Relative of management.
Willing to take calculated risks : Doesn't mind spending someone else's money.
Zealous attitude : Opinionated.
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