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Log On : Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off : Don't add no wood.
Monitor : Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download : Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz : When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk : Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram : The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive : Getting' home in the winter season.
Prompt : What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows : What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen : What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte : That's what the flies do.
Chip : What to munch on.
Micro Chip : What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared : Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem : What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix : Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top : Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard : Where ya hang your keys.
Software : Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse : Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame : Hold up the barn roof.
Port : Fancy wine.
Enter : C'mon in.
Random Access Memory : You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.
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