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ADULT : A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR : A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL : Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS : The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE : A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST : Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST : Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP : A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF : Cold Storage.
INFLATION : Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH : A female moth.
MOSQUITO : An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN : Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET : Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON : A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE : The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW : One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN : An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES : Something other people have. You have character lines.
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