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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
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