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Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
I've got something special in the sack for you!
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
I know when you've been bad or good - so let's skip the small talk, sister!
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it!)
I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
Screw the "nice" list - I've got you on my "naughty" list!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
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