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Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body.
Q: Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Q: How do you tell if a ghost is lying?
A: You can see right through him.
Q: What time was the Vampire's dentist appointment?
A: Tooth-Hurty (2:30)
Q: What do short-sighted ghosts wear?
A: Spectre-cles.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
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