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1. I Learned From my Mom to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. I Learned From my Mom about RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. I Learned From my Mom about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. I Learned From my Mom about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. I Learned From my Mom about FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. I Learned From my Mom about IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. I Learned From my Mom about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
8. I Learned From my Mom about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."
9. I Learned From my Mom about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
10. I Learned From my Mom about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
11. I Learned From my Mom about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
12. I Learned From my Mom about ENVY.
"There are millions of children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
13. I Learned From my Mom about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
14. I Learned From my Mom about ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you'll be cold?"
15. I Learned From my Mom about HUMOR.
"When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
16. I Learned From my Mom about WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
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