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10. Jason Kidd's mother, Anne:
After they lost to the Knicks, I grounded Jason for 6 weeks
9. Britney Spears' mom, Lynne:
I don't know how many times I've had to say, "Britney, go back upstairs and put on something revealing"
8. The mother of Jack Black, Judy:
How my son isn't working in a Home Depot, I'll never understand
7. Keanu Reeves' mom, Patrick:
I have photos of Mr. Matrix dressed like a ballerina
6. The mother of Serena and Venus Williams, Oracene:
I'd say, "Hi," but they're watching Leno
5. Alec, Billy, Stephen and Daniel Baldwin's mom, Carol:
Even I don't know which one is which
4. Tony Hawk's mother, Nancy:
His first word? "Dude"
3. Tom Hanks' mom, Janet:
It's been years since the movie, but he still talks to that damn volleyball
2. The mother of Johnny Knoxville, Lemoyne:
He may be a crazy jackass, but at home he's a sweet, kind-hearted jackass
1. My mom, Dorothy:
He used to pull that "Shingles" thing to get out of mowing the lawn
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