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10. Baby crying? Turn down your hearing aid
9. At movies, you get both "child" and "senior citizen" discounts
8. You'll spare child "When I was your age..." speech, since you don't remember when you were her age
7. Baby + your dentures = hilarious "giant-toothed monster baby"
6. Get to replace Michael Jackson in Guinness "Weirdest Pregnancy in History" category
5. By the time your daughter's old enough to start dating really creepy guys, you'll be dead
4. Three words: shared nap time
3. Great chance to start "Bring Your Daughters to the Rest Home" day
2. Save money: buy diapers in bulk for your kid and you
1. There's always a place for you on Oprah
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