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10. Al Roker's mom, Isabel: "Thanks to Al, I'm dating Matt Lauer."
9. John Malkovich's mom, Joe Anne: "Try as they might, no mother has ever raised a creepier son than my Johnny."
8. Queen Latifah's mom, Rita: "All that old crap Queen Latifah left in her room? I'm selling it on eBay."
7. Erik Estrada's mom, Carmen: "I can get out of any speeding ticket by saying, 'I am the mother of Ponch'."
6. Andy Dick's mom, Lynne: "Never have to take pictures of him, I just cut them out of the tabloids."
5. Derek Jeter's mom, Dot: "Sometimes when they're playing the Devil Rays, Derek lets me come in for a few innings."
4. George Clooney's mom, Nina: "I have old photos of the 'Sexiest Man Alive' in a pink tutu."
3. Cindy Crawford's mom, Jennifer: "Young, handsome men always mistake me for Cindy."
2. Kathie Lee Gifford's mom, Joan: "When she sings 'If they could see me now...' -- I'm the one who can tell her to shut the heck up."
1. Dave's mom, Dorothy: "I don't know--none of my children are famous."
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