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One day, Matthew (from UP), Mark (from La Salle), and John (from De Ateneo) were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up in heaven.

God says to them "Ahead are 100 stairs, at each stair you will be told a joke, if you laugh you will take the one way train to Hell, if you remain silent, you will continue on. If you make it to the top, you will stay in Heaven."

So Matthew (from UP) started up the stairs. At the 55th stair he laughed, and was sent abroad the train to hell.

Then Mark (from La Salle) started to climb but laughed at the 79th stair and got on the train to Hell.

John (from De Ateneo) started up and made it to the 100th stair. He paused, then began laughing non stop. Shocked, God asked him why he had laughed. Still laughing he replied, "I finally got the first joke!"





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