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A Tomasian, an Assumptionista, an Atenista, and a La Sallite were sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a hard slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
The Assumptionista and the Tomasian are sitting there looking perplexed. The Atenista is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Tomasian (concerned) is thinking: "That Atenean is bastos. He must have tried to kiss the Assumptionista in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Assumptionista (kilig) is thinking: "That Atenista must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the Tomasian by mistake and got slapped."
Atenista (shocked) is thinking: "Damn it, that over-sexed Tomasian must have tried to kiss the Assumptionista, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."
La Sallite (poker-faced) is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap the Atenista again."
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