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Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her
limo by her driver.
Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time,
the limo hits the cow.
Slightly shaken up, the driver goes to see if the cow is alright.
"Is it alright?" said Victoria Beckham.
The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. "No
ma'm, it's dead."
"Well you were driving, you go tell the farmer what happened!"
So the driver goes off to the nearby farm.
A couple of hours later the driver came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.
"Oh my god, what happened to you"? Victoria exclaimed, as she saw the driver."Well ma'm, the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave a kiss and their daughter made love to me"
"What the hell did you say?"
"I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow."
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