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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow”
Teacher: Why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: HIJKLMNO!!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said its H to O!
Teacher: Go to the map and find North America.
Student: (Stephen): Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Stephen!
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