Excitable : Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.
Sociable : Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
Cross eyed : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
Timid : Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back
Indifferent : All urinals taken, pisses in sink.
Clever : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
Worried : Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Frivolous : Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals.
Absent minded : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
Childish : Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles.
Sneak : Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.
Patient : Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.
Desperate : Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
Tough : Bangs dick on the side of urinal to dry.
Efficient : Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
Fat : Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
Little : Stands on a box, falls in and drowns.
Drunk : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
Disgruntled : Stands for a while, fires up, walks away.
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